Written by Jay And Bob -
SEP-2014 (2:59)
Recorded in Tennessee 09-06-2014
Went to the store and I bought me a car Took it down the road but I didnt get far The doors fell off the engine caught fire Now I gotta find me a rental car Go Figure
My roommate called me and he needed a ride I said hold on let me see what I could find I was about to say Im on my way The next thing I knew he hung up Go Figure
(INSTRUMENTAL VERSE)
Got a dozer in the yard and Im building a pond Its looking real good and Im getting kind of fond Then the man said your doing it wrong Gave me a lot of useless runaround Go Figure
Had to take a flight to a family event Packed my best suit before an even ascent Got off the plane to the baggage claim Found my bag never made the trip Go Figure
I was dating a girl she was really fine The way we made love it really blew my mind But then one day she just walked away She said its not you its just me Go Figure